Pokemon randomizer: randompokemon.com/Rules:1) Switch to "All regions"2) Switch to "1"3) Only one pokemon per question4) Tag one person when you're finishedExtra) This is you
...If you say so..
----1)This Pokemon is your best friend
You could say it's my... STAR player~
----2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
DAM you Bibarel.. At least I have telekinesis. ----3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
What a BUNDLE of 'joy'... Yeah puns are a theme here.
----4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
*squints* Oh DEER... Rain I think I know your pain now
----6) This Pokemon is your boyfriend
...YU have got to be kidding me. Is it like, my best friend's child or younger sibling? That's just weird
----7)This Pokemon is your Ex
Wait wait wait, I dumped XATU
for a frickin' STARYU
???? WTF? What, were we TU psychic for each other??
----8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
I guess you could say...it always... SEAs me! Hey, I didn't say the theme would be good
----9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheescake
But I don't have any chee- OH GDI BRAIN! GO WASH YOURSELF
----10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
I felt a lizard in my bed. Fucking HEL I can't even blame my mind for making it dirty, now
----11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ARMS HOW, CHIMECOme ON!
----12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
Like that one kid from holes, it's hands are like magnets! . . . okay, technically it's 'hands' are
magnets. It probably steals a TON of stuff.----13)This Pokemon died by your hands
Hey, it was one SHELL of a good meal!
----14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
FER life! XD That pun just walked into my fingers Im sorry. Also, dude. FERALIGATR RULES K
----15) This Pokemon is your loving pet
WAIL I guess I have a ride, since I'm a water-hating pokemon.----16) This Pokemon is your Dentist
...um. Wow. Just... just wow. Also, my lack of pun-skill is really TICking me off.
----17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
.........Not. Hardly. No. Just, just no. Ew. No puns for this one, it doesn't deserve any.
----18)This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house
....wth kinda basement do I have?? Also, I'm surprised I found it at all, considering how TYNY it is.
I feel bad for these puns, I'm so sorry...